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Charlotte, 20, Dental Nurse, Guildford

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tenaflyviper:

segoli:

there are way too many social justice warriors. we need a social justice scout and a social justice healer and a social justice black mage. seriously this videogame has like 10 different classes you can play and everyone goes for the one that just uses generic melee weapons?

I always hate it when I get onto a server, and there’s like seven social justice snipers.

nowyoukno:

justanuntitledblog:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

I didn’t realize turning your significant other into a vampire was part of the criteria

It’s not. Here’s the criteria according to The National Domestic Abuse Hotline:
Does your partner ever….
>    Embarrass you with put-downs?>    Control what you do, who you see or talk to or where you go?>    Look at you or act in ways that scare you?>    Push you, slap you, choke you or hit you?>    Stop you from seeing your friends or family members?>    Control the money in the relationship? >    Make all of the decisions?>    Tell you that you’re a bad parent or threaten to take away your children?>    Prevent you from working or attending school?>    Act like the abuse is no big deal, deny the abuse or tell you it’s your fault?>    Destroy your property or threaten to kill your pets?>    Intimidate you with guns, knives or other weapons?>    Attempt to force you to drop criminal charges?>    Threaten to commit suicide, or threaten to kill you?

nowyoukno:

justanuntitledblog:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

I didn’t realize turning your significant other into a vampire was part of the criteria

It’s not. Here’s the criteria according to The National Domestic Abuse Hotline:

Does your partner ever….

>    Embarrass you with put-downs?
>    Control what you do, who you see or talk to or where you go?
>    Look at you or act in ways that scare you?
>    Push you, slap you, choke you or hit you?
>    Stop you from seeing your friends or family members?
>    Control the money in the relationship? 
>    Make all of the decisions?
>    Tell you that you’re a bad parent or threaten to take away your children?
>    Prevent you from working or attending school?
>    Act like the abuse is no big deal, deny the abuse or tell you it’s your fault?
>    Destroy your property or threaten to kill your pets?
>    Intimidate you with guns, knives or other weapons?
>    Attempt to force you to drop criminal charges?
>    Threaten to commit suicide, or threaten to kill you?

nowyoukno:

breakingnews:

Russia: Bank offers ‘free cat with every mortgage’
BBC News Monitoring: Russia’s largest bank is apparently loaning cats to clients who buy one of their mortgage products - as a sign of good luck.
Read more here
Photo: Sberbank

this is the news i want to hear about

nowyoukno:

breakingnews:

Russia: Bank offers ‘free cat with every mortgage’

BBC News Monitoring: Russia’s largest bank is apparently loaning cats to clients who buy one of their mortgage products - as a sign of good luck.

Read more here

Photo: Sberbank

this is the news i want to hear about

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

image

today on satan makes a blog post

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ccheckov:

rosethevaliant:

kevinology:

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

shit gets real in the baking fandom

i guess you could say they were
baking bad

ccheckov:

rosethevaliant:

kevinology:

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

shit gets real in the baking fandom

i guess you could say they were

baking bad

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hektikk:

beesmygod:

pepperonideluxe:

I’m on a quest to write the worst video game joke. Care to join me?

oh my GOD


<img src=”https://31.media.tumblr.com/749855f58ab2b833e20a0f4965575ef4/tumblr_inline_nb5mrdu9yY1qex4z6.jpg” />

hektikk:

beesmygod:

pepperonideluxe:

I’m on a quest to write the worst video game joke. Care to join me?

oh my GOD

<img src=”https://31.media.tumblr.com/749855f58ab2b833e20a0f4965575ef4/tumblr_inline_nb5mrdu9yY1qex4z6.jpg” />

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