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i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
I would have just stood there saying, “Yes… The transformation is now complete…”
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Photos of Patrick Stewart doing things.
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The ball pit one is my favorite picture on the Internet
Taking a personal day. Gonna spend it in bed eating junk food and trying to make myself feel better. Feel free to ask me a million questions, just generally chat or give me motivation to actually do something.
Or join me. That too is an option, I have spare pyjamas and enough food.
Roses are red
Your underwear is lace
Take it off
Then sit on my face ~(◕◡◕)~
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Girls Have 3 Types of Panties
- period panties
- chillen panties
- and im about to get me some dick panties
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